[A wide broadcast was sent out to just about everyone.]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE IN THIS BATSHIT WORLD.

I HAVE JUST GOTTEN LAID.

That is all.

[click]

[When Liquid tossed the Pokegear onto the bed next to the egg he'd mysteriously gotten for Christmas, it turned on and started the feed.  The egg had been wrapped up to keep it warm, and now it was making little cracking noises and was rocking slightly where it lay; Liquid had already hatched one Pokemon by now, so he wasn't too concerned.  The ( Read more... )

[When Liquid was sane again, he found himself in the middle of a forest without the slightest indication of how he'd gotten there.  The walls of the prison came had simply burned off like fog, leaving him confused and disoriented and exhausted beyond belief.]

...?

[Had he never left at all?  Was that why he was covered in mud when he'd been in the ( Read more... )

[For some reason, Liquid found himself suddenly not sulking in the Pokemon Center in Violet because he was stonewalled from seeking revenge on his brother, and instead was in... a tower.  Thing.  With monks.]

[They kept humming.  It was starting to get on Liquid's nerves.]

Otacon or Heather, this is Liquid.  I seem to be temporarily mislaid.  Do you ( Read more... )